What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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