What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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