What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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