What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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