What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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