What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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