What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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