What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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