What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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