What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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