What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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