What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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