What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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