What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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