What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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