What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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