What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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