What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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