What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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