What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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