What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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