What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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