What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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