What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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