What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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