What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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