What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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