What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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