What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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