What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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