What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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