What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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