What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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