What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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