What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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