What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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