What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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