What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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