What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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