What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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