What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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