What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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