What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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