What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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