What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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