What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.


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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


GOOD		CRAP

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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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......... one jar.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

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