What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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