What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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