What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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