What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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