What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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