What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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