What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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