What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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