What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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