What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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