What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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