What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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