What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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