What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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