What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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