What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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