What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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