What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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