What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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