What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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