What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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