What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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