What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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