What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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