What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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