What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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