What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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