What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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