What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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