What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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