What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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