What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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