What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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