What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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