What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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