What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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