What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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