What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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