What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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