What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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