What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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