What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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