What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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