What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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