What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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