What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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