What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
Canvas not available.

or


A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
Canvas not available.

or


How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
Canvas not available.

or


Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025