What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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