What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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