What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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