What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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