What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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