What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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