What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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