What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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