What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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