What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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