What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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