What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.


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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Make America Hate Again.


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None. That's a software problem.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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Croak-a-cola.


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She kept running away from the ball.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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