What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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