What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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