What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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