What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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