What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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