What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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