What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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