What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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