What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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