What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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