What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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