What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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