What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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