What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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