What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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