What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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