What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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