What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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