What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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