What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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