What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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