What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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