What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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