What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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