What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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