What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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