What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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