What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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