What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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