What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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