What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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