What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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