What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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