What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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