What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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