What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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