What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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