What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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