What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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