What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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