What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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