What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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