What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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