What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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