What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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