What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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