What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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