What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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