What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A seal walks into a club...
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