What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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