What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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