What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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