What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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