What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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