What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A vampire only sucks blood at night.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The fear of Santa Claus.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

or