What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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