What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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