What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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