What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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