What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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