What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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