What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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