What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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