What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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