What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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