What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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