What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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