What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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