What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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