What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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