What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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