What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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