What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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