What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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