What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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