What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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