What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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