What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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