What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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