What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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