What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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