What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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