What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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