What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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