What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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