What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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