What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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