What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Canvas not available.

or


Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025