What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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