What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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