What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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