What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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A seal walks into a club...
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