What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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