What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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