What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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