What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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