What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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