What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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