What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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