What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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