What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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