What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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