What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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