What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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