What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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