What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.


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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.


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King.


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Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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Stuck


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Meet Patty.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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