What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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