What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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