What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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