What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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