What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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