What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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