What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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