What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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