What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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