What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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