What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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