What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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