What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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