What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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