What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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