What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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