What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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