What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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