What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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