What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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