What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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