What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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