What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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