What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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