What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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