What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!


GOOD		CRAP

or

How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both have trunks


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its shadow


GOOD		CRAP

or

Discrimination.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!


GOOD		CRAP

or