What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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