What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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