What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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