What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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