What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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