What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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