What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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