What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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