What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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