What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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