What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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