What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or


What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

Canvas not available.

or


What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026