What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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