What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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