What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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