What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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or

In the neigh-borhood.


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or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they are black and white.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


GOOD		CRAP

or