What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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