What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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