What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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