What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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