What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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