What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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