What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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