What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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