What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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