What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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