What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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