What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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