What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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