What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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