What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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