What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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