What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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