What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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