What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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