What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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