What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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