What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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