What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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