What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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