What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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