What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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