What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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