What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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