What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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