What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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