What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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