What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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