What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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