What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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