What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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