What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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