What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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