What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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