What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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