What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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