What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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