What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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