What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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