What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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