What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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