What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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