What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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