What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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