What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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