What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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