What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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