What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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