What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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