What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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