What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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