What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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