What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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