What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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