What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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