What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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