What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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