What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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