What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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