What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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