What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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Deviled eggs.


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It takes two to tangle!


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They both have trunks


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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