What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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