What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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