What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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