What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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