What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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