What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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