What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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