What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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