What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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