What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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