What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


GOOD		CRAP

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

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A cr-oak tree.


GOOD		CRAP

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but you accidentally say Mother.


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or

They make used car salesmen look good.


GOOD		CRAP

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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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