What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Squash


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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The leaning tower of Pizza.


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A starfish.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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With flood lighting.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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