What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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