What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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