What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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