What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Maine


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With the Florida Keys.


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The price of bacon would go up.


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It has a collar I.D.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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I'm still working on it.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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