What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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