What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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