What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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