What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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