What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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