What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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