What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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