What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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