What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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