What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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