What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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