What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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