What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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