What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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