What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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