What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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