What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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