What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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