What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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