What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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