What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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