What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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