What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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