What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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