What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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