What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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