What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

Canvas not available.

or


Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026