What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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