What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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