What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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