What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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