What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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