What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


GOOD		CRAP

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


GOOD		CRAP

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Because of the bark


GOOD		CRAP

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Comet


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they have a lot of spirit.


GOOD		CRAP

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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

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The scales.


GOOD		CRAP

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"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

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Stable tennis


GOOD		CRAP

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A tree in a golden forest.


GOOD		CRAP

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