What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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