What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


GOOD		CRAP

or

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A coat of arms.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was two tired.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because 7 ate 9.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the neigh-borhood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it goes good with chips.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Peanut butter and jellyfish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


GOOD		CRAP

or