What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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