What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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