What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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To get his filling!


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What's a light bulb?


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Alley cats.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Stinker Bell.


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Their lips are moving.


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