What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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