What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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