What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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