What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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