What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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