What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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