What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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