What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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