What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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