What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess


GOOD		CRAP

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Taller


GOOD		CRAP

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None; assholes never see the light anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

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She kept running away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

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By subsisting on titrations.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


GOOD		CRAP

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To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

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A road hog.


GOOD		CRAP

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