What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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