What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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