What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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