What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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