What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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