What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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