What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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