What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.


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An onion


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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A milkshake


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Because he's Haydn.


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