What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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