What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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