What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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