What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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