What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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