What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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