What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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