What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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