What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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