What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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