What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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