What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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