What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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