What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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