What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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