What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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