What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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