What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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