What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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