What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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