What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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