What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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