What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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