What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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