What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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