What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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