What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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