What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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