What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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