What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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