What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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