What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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