What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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