What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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