What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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