What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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