What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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