What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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