What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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