What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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