What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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