What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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