What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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