What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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