What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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