What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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