What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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