What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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