What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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