What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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