What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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