What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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