What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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