What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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