What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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