What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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