What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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