What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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