What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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