What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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