What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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