What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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