What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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