What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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