What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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