What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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