What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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