What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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