What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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