What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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