What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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