What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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