What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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