What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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