What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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