What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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