What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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