What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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