What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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