What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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