What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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