What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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