What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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