What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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