What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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