What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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