What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!


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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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Toy-otas.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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A dino-sewer.


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Stairs.


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