What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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