What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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