What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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