What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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