What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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