What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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