What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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