What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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