What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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