What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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