What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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