What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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