What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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