What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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