What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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