What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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