What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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