What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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