What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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