What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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