What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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