What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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