What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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