What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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