What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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