What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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