What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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