What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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