What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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