What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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