What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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