What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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