What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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