What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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