What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
Canvas not available.

or


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
Canvas not available.

or


Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025