What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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