What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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