What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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