What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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