What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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