What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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