What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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