What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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