What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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