What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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