What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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