What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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