What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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