What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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