What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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