What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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