What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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