What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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