What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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