What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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