What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
Canvas not available.

or


How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026