What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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