What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or


I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026