What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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