What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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