What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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