What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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