What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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