What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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