What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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