What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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