What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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