What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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