What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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