What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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