What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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