What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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