What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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