What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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