What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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