What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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