What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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