What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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