What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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