What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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