What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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