What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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