What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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