What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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