What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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