What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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