What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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