What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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