What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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