What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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