What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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