What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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