What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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