What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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