What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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