What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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