What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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