What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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