What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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