What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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