What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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