What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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