What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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