What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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