What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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