What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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