What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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