What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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