What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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