What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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