What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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