What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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