What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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