What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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