What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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