What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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