What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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