What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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