What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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