What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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