What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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