What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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