What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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