What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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