What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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