What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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