What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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