What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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