What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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