What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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