What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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