What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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