What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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