What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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