What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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