What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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