What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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