What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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