What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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