What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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