What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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