What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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