What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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