What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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