What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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