What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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