What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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