What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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