What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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