What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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