What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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