What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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