What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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