What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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