What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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