What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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