What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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