What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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