What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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