What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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