What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Canvas not available.

or


What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025