What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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