What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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