What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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