What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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