What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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