What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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