What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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