What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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