What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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