What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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