What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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